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[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Fucking rotten bastard. Someday he'll fucking be sitting in jail for mass murder.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

No he won't. I'm not saying he doesn't deserve it, but I'm being realistic.

[–] nomy@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago) (1 children)

Someday he'll live out his life wealthy and entitled with access to the best doctors and lifestyle money can buy. He'll coast through life using his family name and resources to open doors and skirt accountability until he finally dies on his estate surrounded by dozens of people who'll talk about him like he's the second coming.

That seems more accurate.

[–] Didntdoit71@feddit.online 1 points 1 hour ago

That's he disgust truth. He's just another rich, know-nothing cunt.