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The Job Market Bait-and-Switch (lemmy.zip)

submitted 2 months ago by balderdash9@lemmy.zip to c/memes@lemmy.world

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[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Guess they should have chose option 3 joined the Military. Serve 20 years get a pay check and medical for life.

[–] HexadecimalSky@lemmy.world 28 points 2 months ago

Bonus, you join army, army breaks you, tries to sweep it away but eventually your children get survivor benefits.

and fun fact, Some veterans can get free mental asylum and cremation. (My mom tells us when she's over the hill, hand her to the va, they'll stick her in a ward till she dies and then cremate her so we don't have to worry) (My dads running plan is to work till he dies at his desk, then the army will bury him for free too)

[–] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (2 children)

If you wanted to eat, why didn't you just sign up to murder brown kids. Service guarantees citizenship.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

*some exceptions apply (sorry, Afghan translators, we did you so dirty in so many ways)

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

No discrimination in the murdering kind sir!

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Welcome to 2025

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Military Retirement checks and VA are getting paid. I did miss checks while active though during 1st shut down

[–] Credibly_Human@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

They even want their boots to be free labour.