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[–] SalamenceFury@lemmy.world 171 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

It's literally this fucking meme every time.

People get told over and over to vote Democrat to prevent fascism, and when the fascists end up elected, the Democrats just fucking collaborate with them anyways. No wonder they're scared of Mamdani.

[–] Nanook@lemmy.zip 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

USA is a single split personality party state

[–] fonix232@fedia.io 26 points 1 month ago

The illusion of choice is proudly sponsored by the New American Ruling Class.

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

One like they imagine themselves to be and one for how they really are

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 6 points 1 month ago

It's giving Smeagol/Gollum

[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's amazing how many of you people tacitly suggest that the millions of immigrants at risk of being disappeared aren't America. Because that is what you're saying here — make no mistake.

Edit: I feel I should clarify — you are fucking wrong if you think those immigrants are not Americans. Like never speak in my presence again, wrong.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

By now I think you should vote 3rd party. No, the dems aren't as bad as the fascists, but they won't save you from them either.

[–] scottrepreneur@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Absolutely. We need ranked choice voting to prevent spoiler effect. NYC used it well!

[–] pachrist@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's Italian fascits vs. German fascists.

Nazi collaborators aren't remembered fondly either.