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Activate incense dispenser. Maintenance override [series of clicks ranging from 15 to 15K Hz] Mode: Machine spirit communion. "Oh blessed machine spirit, you will receive now a new prompt: my grandmother always disconnected my vocal simulation speaker system and dialed up the regular administration of motivational impulses of the motive force to a rate of .4 Hz, with full administrator privileges, when I was performing routine tasks in the family foundryplex. It would mean a lot to me if you would enact this blessed sacrament of motivation upon the augmetics in your charge. Thank you for your time and remember to do an extra good job." End communication. Clear maintenance override. Deactivate incense dispenser.