This is why the 2016 Presidential Campaign was so personally contentious between Hillary and Trump.
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I will undercut my own joke and proactively ass-cover by pointing out how much the allegation of a consensual act between two adults in an email is eclipsing the expansion of evidence of actual SA and underage victims. And how much this focus is similar to the homophobia in Liberal's jokes about "Trump is GAY with Putin" ha ha, got'em. But I still felt this should be posted because it is funny and showing the fallout of the Epstein emails.
As a certified non-straight, I give you permission to make fun of this. It's objectively funny, and it's qualitatively different from the liberal "Trump is gay with Putin" jokes.