Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 month ago by Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Things went sideways real fast.

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

6’ strips of bacon?

[–] tinyvoltron@discuss.online 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want that.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

As someone who has recently been discovering that a lot of foods I used to love are ones my body no longer considers acceptable, I'm kind of glad it doesn't exist, because I'm not sure I could resist.