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Scientists recently combined DNA of a cheetah with the DNA of a crab. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 1 month ago by Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Things went sideways real fast.

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[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago (3 children)

What would happen if they crossed elephant and pig DNA?

[–] FluorineBalloon@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Haven't you heard that song from Loverboy?

A pig and an elephant DNA just won't splice

Edit: s/pic/pig/

[–] AmidFuror@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Thanks for getting the reference.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

6’ strips of bacon?

[–] tinyvoltron@discuss.online 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I want that.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

As someone who has recently been discovering that a lot of foods I used to love are ones my body no longer considers acceptable, I'm kind of glad it doesn't exist, because I'm not sure I could resist.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Give it a magic feather and you'll overturn all laws of probability.