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He's eating it with a spoon so no one can say he eats bananas for the shape

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[–] OpticalMoose@discuss.tchncs.de 40 points 1 month ago (5 children)

I'm fine with anyone saying "surrender your man card". It lets me know I can safely ignore this moron; they have nothing of value to add to any conversation.

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Leave him be - one of the turly few allies transgirls have. xD

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

There is value hidden in there, they are saying they need a card to feel like a man. No card exists, so they have not and never feel like a man. Really only useful if you want to manipulate them.

[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Gotta love when they loudly proclaim they are a fucking moron not worth your time.

[–] kameecoding@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I am fine with Dr Cox saying it and that's about it

[–] noxypaws@pawb.social 2 points 1 month ago

Perry would have been sued into unemployment so many times over, and he'd've deserved it.

[–] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

plus I dropped it with my Gay Card back in '93