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[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 69 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Neither are too bad honestly. The gorilla is not gonna hunt you or anything, you could just hide somewhere and wait the 24 hours out.

The snakes would probably be even less of a threat as they would find somewhere warm to chill and not bother you that much.

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 3 months ago

Strategy is opposite for either, hide from the gorilla, walk around and let the snakes hide from you (and avoid good snake hiding places.)

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Canada goose will rip yer balls off.

"Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!"

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Oh shit, they have hands now?

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago
[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

Geese and swans will fuck you up fo sho. They puff up all big-looking and just attack.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 6 points 3 months ago

What if I'm the warmest chillest thing there