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Neither are too bad honestly. The gorilla is not gonna hunt you or anything, you could just hide somewhere and wait the 24 hours out.
The snakes would probably be even less of a threat as they would find somewhere warm to chill and not bother you that much.
Strategy is opposite for either, hide from the gorilla, walk around and let the snakes hide from you (and avoid good snake hiding places.)
Canada goose will rip yer balls off.
"Don't you remember when that plane had to land on the river in New York 'cause Canada Gooses flew into the engine? It's 'cause Canada Gooses likely had intel there was a pedophile or two on board and took matters into their own hands. As they should!"
Oh shit, they have hands now?
Always have
Geese and swans will fuck you up fo sho. They puff up all big-looking and just attack.
What if I'm the warmest chillest thing there
Me: So you like the song Mambo #5?
Mall snake: It’s Mam-BA. MAM-BA. I’m a Black Mamba you absolute banana!
Thanks for the earworm…
🎶 trumpet🎶
Silverback, easily. The gorilla will be avoiding me too, and I won't step on it by accident.
What if the gorilla gets angry at you? Short of finding a large gun, I don't think there's any way to stop him.
He'll probably charge me and then let me off with a warning. If we're assuming unusual behavior, then a team of black mambas could easily kill me too.
I'll simply avoid making fun of him
That's a tough one. The gorilla is big and easy to spot, but if he ever gets angry at you, you're guaranteed dead. The snakes are harder to spot and numerous, but would be more predictable in their aggression as long as you don't accidentally startle them.
I think I would have to go with snakes. It's much easier to snake proof a roof than it is to gorilla proof a room. As long as there are no holes, snakes will never get in. You would need a full on barricade to stop an angry gorilla. Plus depending on the stores available, you could probably kill the snakes with little risk using traps or poison.
Are the stores left open? That sounds like a pretty good time
The gorilla goes from a threat to an accomplice. I bet he'd love to help raid the food court.
Me ensuring my survival by handing the gorilla a bunch of pretzels and bonding over our love of Auntie Anne's
At the prices they charge, it's more like they're robbing us. We're practically modern-day Robin Hoods in this situation!
Just for fun?
Coconut mall intensifies
Depends. What's in it for me? If the answer is nothing, then my answer is neither.
Wait, you get cheap beverages? Where!?
