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Nazi Podcaster Says What (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by TheBat@lemmy.world to c/facepalm@lemmy.world

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[–] FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I have a theory too. Joseph was gay as fuck. Mary was his beard and he was too grossed out by vagina to have sex with her. That's why she was a virgin.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It could also be a case of: and you are a virgin? Yes! Swear? ....yes. okay then, a miracle

[–] teft@piefed.social 3 points 2 months ago

Also the whole getting murdered if you were raped thing. Probably best to tell everyone it was the thunder god who did it.

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Mary was the next step in our evolution. A self fertilizing woman, essentially able to clone herself at will. Never forget what the Romans took from us.