My computer is definitely not a virgin.
this post was submitted on 03 Dec 2025
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Anyone who's ever been in IT knows how hard a server will fuck you
So will the workstations. And the network. And the users. IT is just one long gangbang.
Especially the printers.
Oh god yes. How could I forget.
Personally it’s a subcategory of things I try to avoid dealing with (under Workstations, following Users). Easy to forget.
I'll fuck my computer as well to make sure we don't get AI Jesus
HOW DOES THIS MORON HAVE AN AUDIENCE
THEY ARE AS DUMB AS HE IS, POSSIBLY EVEN MORE DUMB.
Nightmare fuel comment.
BECAUSE THERE ARE MANY MORE MORANS
Im 14 and this is deep
Even Will Smith's disabled son would be ashamed of that.
Disabled?
How long before some company starts promoting "Jesus AI"? In all seriousness, many religious folks already have a predisposition for cult behavior (see the GOP base), and the right AI model could capture them for corporate exploitation.
Oh, they're WAY ahead of you. Google "Jesus AI", you'll get AT LEAST a full page of results.
There is already a system built into OpenAI alignment thinking. God and Jesus are characters. There is actually a pool of closely associated names in the tensor space around these names. Any principal deity will fit.
AI Jesus was one of the first 24/7 AI Twitch streams several years ago now.
The Israeli call their military bot GospelAI.
I'm tired of keeping it in.
Joe Rogan allegedly began to be BRIBED BIG TIME by Elon Musk, Peter Theil, Trump and every other oligarch bastard who knows he is a propagandist for hire, back in 2019-2020ish.
There is no way that he didn't get this line of bullshit fed to him by Peter Theil with $50k attatched to it, allegedly.
He did a sudden 180° after he had Elon Musk on his show in 2020, and has only grown further right while also conveniently having more fascist oligarchs on his platform.
What a fucking moron
Minor correction: Drug-addled fucking moron
Once I stuck my finger in my computer's cooler.
I can confidently say the computer found it hot.
I have a theory too. Joseph was gay as fuck. Mary was his beard and he was too grossed out by vagina to have sex with her. That's why she was a virgin.
It could also be a case of: and you are a virgin? Yes! Swear? ....yes. okay then, a miracle
Also the whole getting murdered if you were raped thing. Probably best to tell everyone it was the thunder god who did it.
Mary was the next step in our evolution. A self fertilizing woman, essentially able to clone herself at will. Never forget what the Romans took from us.
r/im14andthisisdeep
Which is really everything the meathead ever says.
I think that 'earth is a sandwich' speech has specifically caused more harm to the environment than nuclear fucking weapons
Did the US run out of straightjackets and padded rooms, or why do you have so many morons still roaming the streets?
They did defund and close all their state run asylums
They're in your country too, I promise. Iheart just thought this dude needed his own microphone and a huge ad push and all the funding in the world because in the end, what matters most in the US media ecosystem is attention and engagement. Not positive or negative or anything, just need eyeballs and ear holes.
We ah, we educate the populace to All be morons. It's better for capital that way, see
We put them all in podcasting booths
Why was jesus born of a woman Joe? Why did that happen, joe?
Brb gonna smash a tamagotchi for the gods
I mean, yeah, I smoke pot and think about things sideways sometimes too.
I could smoke a dumptruck of indica and I wouldn't come up with something this cretinous
Careful, that word will be erased soon and many find it incredibly offensive. As its used regularly as a right wing dog whistle to say the R word without blowback.
Shut the fuck up, cretin
Teeeeheeeee
Joe Rogan should commit suicide