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My Italian grandpa escaped a Nazi camp and brought his wife and my mom to America. Now I need to escape my family back to Italy. Funny how that worked out
You need to escape your family? What makes your family so terrible?
Gonna guess fascists.
hello distant relation i would like to join you on your emigration please and thank you. i promise to buy a large enough pan i don't have to break my noodles
Cook spaghetti in long cylinder instead, problem solved
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or maybe in a loaf pan? they make one that goes on the burner, right?
Or make your own spaghetti [ o_O or noodles ] fresh.