this post was submitted on 06 Dec 2025
883 points (97.1% liked)

Microblog Memes

9958 readers
3199 users here now

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

Related communities:

founded 2 years ago
MODERATORS
 
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 128 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

One girl dumped me after a few dates, nothing special, and she was super apologetic. She said she'd understand if I called her a fucking bitch and blocked her. I was so offended by that comment. I'm not one of those insecure guys who flips out when they get rejected. I can handle being dumped! I can't believe she thought so lowly of me! Fucking bitch!

[–] kopasz7@sh.itjust.works 23 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] exasperation@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

That's the joke.

[–] Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

What a cunt! Fuck her!