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[โ€“] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 91 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (6 children)

Of course!

Quick Chicken Salad Recipe

Ingredients:

  • Cooked chicken (Bonless, bone-in, or bone-gnostic)
  • 1 cup of mayonnaise divided into two cups
  • 1/4 cup choped onions (optional, but mandatory)
  • 2 hard-boiled eggs, beaten with a fork and sunny side up
  • 1/2 tsp sugar

Instructions:

  1. In a medium saucepan whisk the mayonaise until it gently simmers.
  2. Fold in the onions, if they don't fold easily consider bluffing and going all in.
  3. Add chicken and eggs and continue until the salad reaches an internal temperature of 165 degrees.
  4. Once thickened, remove from heat
  5. Chill for 4 hours

Let me know if you want the version that uses lasagna noodles.

[โ€“] alquicksilver@lemmy.world 41 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I cackled at the card joke. Thank you for that ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one 28 points 2 weeks ago

Playing Ben Fold's Five on Spotify โ€” I'm sorry, your spotify account is not linked to this device.

[โ€“] yakko@feddit.uk 26 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If AI was this funny I'd probably betray humanity

[โ€“] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

For shits and giggles I tried to see if I could make AI this funny by asking it to make a recipe that reads like AI hallucinations. Nope, goes way over the top, even when I tell it to tone it down.

However, if you'd like my brand new Quantum chicken salad recipe, you can read the "conversation" I had with my local DeepSeek 8B model here. It was funny in its own way, but it really couldn't do subtle.

I liked this bit though:

  1. Quantum State Verification & Particle Alignment: Begin by placing the Quantum Chicken Fillets into a state of mild agitation. Subject them to a low-frequency oscillation (5 Hz +/- 0.5 Hz) for exactly 47 seconds. This primes the protein lattice for optimal batter adhesion. Verify via palpation (a light, non-intrusive touch).
[โ€“] yakko@feddit.uk 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

See, I think the real reason an LLM is so unfunny is structural. They're essentially mathematical models that pick the most likely next word given a set of conditions.

The only thing less funny than an LLM is comedy theory, so I'll just say that surprise is essential to humour. You'd never laugh after hearing the most likely next word, would you? Knowing how to surprise people takes guile, ingenuity, and trauma.

[โ€“] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

Except accidental comedy (or comedy of errors).

But LLMs only do it unintentionally and usually at unwanted times

[โ€“] zen@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago

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I see youโ€™ve met my mother

[โ€“] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Thank you for the hallucinations <3

[โ€“] YetAnotherNerd@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[โ€“] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Real talk, on the subject of lasagna, my wife recently found an alternate recipe where instead of layering the lasagna you roll the lasagna in the noodles, so you end up with a pan full of rolls of lasagna and it's kinda like a calzone or tortilini but not at the same time. Its really good

[โ€“] MeThisGuy@feddit.nl 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

that's just Italian enchiladas

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I always preferred canelloni to lasagna anyways

[โ€“] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 2 points 2 weeks ago

Oh that's what it's called! I didn't know it was an actual thing so that's cool!

[โ€“] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

How do you cook chicken that is all bones