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Florida man who crashed stolen BMW told cops he ‘teleported’ into it during arrest
(www.independent.co.uk)
this post was submitted on 11 Dec 2025
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I once worked with a guy who let me know that he was manic schizophrenic. Let's call him Bob (his name was not Bob).
He told me that he has a power out of his control where he can time travel to anywhere in his timeline to his own body, past or future. He would then inform and warn people of whatever, and would announce himself by saying "future Bob is here".
He seemed like a nice guy, but I didn't really know what to say to that. I never got to experience an episode of his, and he didn't last very long at the job. I wonder what that guy is doing now...