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[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 113 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 74 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

True story.

A while back I needed to learn how to tie a necktie in a double Windsor knot. Looked for some videos.

Found one with a hot girl in lingerie showing me how.

I watched it twelve times, then found another video with an old man demonstrating.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Was the old man in lingerie too?

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Narrator: He was

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

I walked into that one, didn't I?

Take your upvote, you magnificent swine.