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[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 142 points 2 weeks ago (6 children)

Doesn't seem like she is doing this but watching a coding tutorial with a topless girl presenting it would be much more fun. I wonder if there is a market for this

[–] SnoringEarthworm@sh.itjust.works 113 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 74 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

True story.

A while back I needed to learn how to tie a necktie in a double Windsor knot. Looked for some videos.

Found one with a hot girl in lingerie showing me how.

I watched it twelve times, then found another video with an old man demonstrating.

[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Was the old man in lingerie too?

[–] AtariDump@lemmy.world 21 points 2 weeks ago

Narrator: He was

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 10 points 2 weeks ago

I walked into that one, didn't I?

Take your upvote, you magnificent swine.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 63 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Decades ago ago there was a series of videos of girls teaching calculus. For example they had a girl lay down on her back and then described how to use integrals to determine the area of her boobs.

[–] Ininewcrow@piefed.ca 35 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Reminds me of a math rhythm my older brother taught me when we were teens

You subtract the clothes
You add the bed
You divide the legs
And then you multiply

[–] vrek@programming.dev 17 points 2 weeks ago

This was a whole video series, I think like 6 parts. The described Calculus using girls bodies.

[–] Atelopus-zeteki@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

lol, that's amusing.

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago

We aren't that base.

Are we?

Uh, guys?

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I remember a sexy video teaching how to do CPR. Oh dang, found it https://youtu.be/aWNEU6bIJsk 100% sure its a reupload, I remember seeing is like, 15+ years ago (PSA: dont do CPR while sitting on top of the person please)

[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 39 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

During the inception of image algorithms all the engineers started to use a playboy model.

[–] SolSerkonos@piefed.social 24 points 2 weeks ago

And then kept using it for an extremely long time until basically forced to stop lol.

There's a BobbyBroccoli video on the topic, and it's pretty interesting.

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 14 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I gonna teach my wife how to install linux, gimme a month!

[–] Dagnet@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Take one piece of clothing off every time she gets a question right

[–] FuyuhikoDate@feddit.org 2 points 2 weeks ago

But why should I do that when she is on camera? 🤔

[–] tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Problem with them was the bolt ons were way too common. Otherwise, they are the best objective news in Canada!

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I watched that years ago and I've never been less turned on watching someone strip. It was just so incredibly dry and lifeless.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 weeks ago

That must've been why YT allowed it