Yeah.... But we have no evidence that proves they were terrestrial sloths. They were obviously creating these complex tunnels deep underground to hide something. Something like a space craft or teleportation gate to the sloth dimension.

You're just afraid to dig up the truth. #slothgate

[–] ski11erboi@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I recently read that these specific sloths evolved into transgender hermaphrodites which ultimately led to their extinction. They've actually traced their rise and fall to the implementation of space lazers causing massive flooding around the world. Funny how history repeats itself.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Also they made the frogs gay

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not every conspiracy has to end with gate.

#TheSlothIsOutThere

[–] monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

#TheSlothIsOutThereByTheGate

[–] GreyEyedGhost@piefed.ca 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Goddammit!

✌️ I'm not a gate. ✌️

[–] victorz@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I'm not a gate.

I can tell by your gait.

[–] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 week ago (2 children)

oh, you're not even sarcastic

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Megatherium

and here some people complain about moles

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Yeah, going off memory but they're why avocados evolved too.

They were big enough to eat them whole and poop out the seeds, so they're the reason we have guacamole.

[–] adespoton@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Mom! The giant sloths have dug up the neighborhood again!

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

Elephants are also known to dig caves in search of salt