Chapotraphouse

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submitted 1 week ago by Yuritopiaposadism@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[–] miz@hexbear.net 37 points 1 week ago (4 children)

yeah man, rip the poster down and redecorate as an adult.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

tearing down a nirvana poster from hot topic to replace it with a nirvana poster from walmart

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 53 points 1 week ago

When I became a man, I put childish things away (replacing blacklight My Chemical Romance poster with a glow-in-the-dark Chainsaw Man poster)

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 42 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's your takeaway from this? lol

[–] miz@hexbear.net 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

it's not my only takeaway but it's the only thing I haven't said 1,000 times already doomer

[–] juniper@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

replace it with a printout of his piss-colored spreadsheet

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I feel like that would be way more psychologically damaging than the poster, lol.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Is pain preferable to nothing? I'm too afraid to find out, so I wake up and grit my teeth each and every day as I update my piss poster. The occasional blood in my urine is the only indication I still exist. no-mouth-must-scream

[–] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

This is like a line from a cyberpunk Disco Elysium.

[–] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

AI will NEVER shit post the way a human can. I'll always be good for something.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

prompt: "dril style shitpost"

okay i just bought 500 pounds of tomatoes. u might be thinking "why would you do that" well it’s not about that, it’s about the fact that i now control 500 pounds of tomatoes. every single one is MY tomato, and if you come near me i will THROW IT at you. watch out. i got a solid grip on this situation. the tomatoes are my army. YOU are the target.

do you think your “tomato” can stop ME? YOU’RE the tomato now.

yeag i'm thinking we're safe dril

[–] TrashGoblin@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

Just frame your posters. Instant maturity hack.