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Anon thinks everyone should grow up (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 day ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Etterra@discuss.online 11 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Equality?

[–] UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml 3 points 9 hours ago

Children are in training to be a 2nd class citizen as an adult.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but in the bad way.

Like 'little girls disproportionately suffer eating disorders, so that means the giving little boys eating disorders market is totally untapped!' Shitlib equality

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 5 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

Everyone gets a tiara, a chainsaw, a penis and a vagina, and the liberals win.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Oh... Oh that last one is really unfortunate.

I totally could have gone for a chainsaw.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 0 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I believe in you. Get a chainsaw. Gas-powered sound beastlier and make you smell deliciously rugged.

[–] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Electric it is then.

[–] Wren@lemmy.today 1 points 10 hours ago

I still believe in you.