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[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

He's trolling you and it's working. Sad.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago (1 children)

I feel more teased than trolled. I now fully want this to happen. Trump residency at the Sphere. Trump the podcast. Trump the talk show. He can have whatever except the White House. He can host my next birthday party and narrate my children's birth so long as he resigns lol

[–] Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 2 hours ago

so long as he resigns

That's the troll, he knows people want it and he knows he never will but wants to feed off the attention.

In this case, he also knows other don't want it and is able to play feed off reactions for multiple sides.

The best option for those who want this is to straight up ignore it, dont click on it, dont talk about. If forced to acknowledge it just flatly say, "ok"

It's called gray rocking and it's the only want to interact with toxic people; they can feed off negative energy more easily than they can feed off positive energy.