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You're telling my I don't need to blast my food with 1000W every time?
How else am I going to get Mustafar on the outside and Hoth on the inside?
It still blasts it at full power, but it cycles on and off. So 1 minute at 50% power will only run for 30 seconds, but it gives it time to warm through.
Expensive microwaves can actually vary their power output
Herecy or orthodox? Now fight