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[–] TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip 6 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Well my neighbors do construction since fucking 8 in the morning and don't buy me anything so at least it's something

[–] MangoCats@feddit.it 5 points 19 hours ago

I rented a house with some friends while at University... come to find out, the reason the owner rented it to us was because the neighbor was doing extensive renovations for 16 months... at 12 months the landlord "let us" switch to a month to month lease, then when the renovations completed she served us notice to vacate within 3 weeks.