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[–] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 4 points 12 hours ago

I heard that he has dummy homes between his real home in order to prevent anyone with telescopes or binoculars from ever actually being able to see into his real residence. I also heard that he deliberately camouflages it in order to cover it up from satellite and aerial views.

This is the guy who absolutely wants to demolish everyone's privacy except for his own. He guards his own like his life and soul depend on it.