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Die Hard, Alan Rickman stays human.
That basically is Die Hard.
I DESPERATELY want to see a machine-gun-toting Kermit say "yippee-ki-yay motherfucker"
How did you do that, I came to say the same thing.
Animal plays Al Leong!
I just went through several options in my head and went with the funniest one. Other contenders were Cast Away with Helen Hunt, or Pulp Fiction with Bruce Willis.
Miss Piggy is Tony Vreski, the German guy he gets the machine gun from (ho ho ho). She never speaks a word of English.
Somehow missing the handgun taped behind Kermit's shoulders, when Kermit's like five inches wide.