Die Hard, Alan Rickman stays human.
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The Truman Show, Truman.
Or for a different kind of funny, The Truman Show and the human is the director.
My family has discussed this specifically with LOTR for over a year now.
Keep Elijah Wood as Frodo. Kermit is Aragorn. Gandalf is Rolf the dog, has been a wizard before and can be Gandrolf. Arwen is Mrs Piggy. Sarumon is Sam the eagle Galadriel is Janice Eleond is Dr Teeth Rest of electric mayhem plays elves, except Animal, who plays the cave troll. Sweetums plays the Balrog Long Théoden is Fozzie Wormtongue is Statler and Woldorf.
We had more but these are highlights, and also the correct casting after much debate
Watchmen. I don't know who I want as a human, but it won't be Fozziemandias.
Dr Manhattan is the only choice to stay the same but "human" is debatable. Rorschach is a runner up
Being John Malkovich, John Malkovich.
The Matrix, yes, but everyone is human inside the matrix and a muppet on the outside
The Big Lebowski, keep Jeff Bridges. It’s all an acid flashback.
Do the Muppets do Muppet things or are they doing the performances in the original style?
I feel I would like dredd with Karl urban and zero changes to his performance, but the Muppets doing silly stuff.
Shawshank Redemption
Andy
Why do they call you red? Elmo is from Ireland.
Hot Fuzz, but keep Simon Pegg
Id like to make the argument for hot fuzz with either nick frost or david Bradley as the non-muppet. With an honorable mention to Peter Jackson because it would be funny to have the only real person be dressed as santa stabbing a muppet.
No Country For Old Men. The old man at the gas station is the only human. 5 mins of random human screentime in a sea of Muppet violence
I Am Legend. Will Smith.
It would be an apocalypse where everyone was turned into a bloodthirsty muppet
The Passion Of The Christ with Jesus as the only human would be a fascinating watch
"Murder on the Orient Express", everyone but Poirot.
would it be wrong to want a muppets murder mystery? if it is, I don't want to be right
Back to the Future. Biff is the only human.
John Wick - Keanu
Escape from Ney York and Escape from L.A. , keep Kurt Russell
Taken, keep Liam Neisen
The Thing. Keep Kurt Russell
The Truman Show, Jim Carrey of course
This one takes the cake for me. Can you imagine a baby growing up 24-7 surrounded by muppets and knows literally nothing else? That's wild.
Troy. The horse is now a human and the muppets (the soldiers) will be hiding under his shirt.
Oh, this is fun. Inglorious Bastards. Christopher Waltz. If only for the scalping scene.
I'm definitely showing my lack of knowledge on live action movies, but Holes. Keep Stanley Yelnats. Make him forced to work with and be watched over by a bunch of muppets.
Either that, or To Kill A Mockingbird and keep the main character while having her surrounded by muppets.
"The fast and the furious", Vin Diesel
The undercover cop is played by Fozzy Bear
Rocky Horror Picture Show: Channing Tatum or John Cena or something to play Rocky, everyone else is a Muppet. Because no human alive could ever replace Tim Curry, but we could maybe use all of Tim Curry's original work to voice a Muppet.
The Neverending Story, Keep Atreyu
The Princess Bride, Keep Wesley
Legend, Keep Tim Curry
Apollo 13, and Forrest Gump, keep Tom Hanks for both.
The Labyrinth, but even Sarah is a muppet, and of course we are keeping David Bowie.