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[–] man_wtfhappenedtoyou@lemmy.world 68 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Die Hard, Alan Rickman stays human.

[–] hades@feddit.uk 23 points 4 weeks ago

That basically is Die Hard.

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[–] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 44 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The Truman Show, Truman.

Or for a different kind of funny, The Truman Show and the human is the director.

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 40 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Ferris Bueller's Day Off, keep Cameron

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[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 35 points 4 weeks ago (8 children)

My family has discussed this specifically with LOTR for over a year now.

Keep Elijah Wood as Frodo. Kermit is Aragorn. Gandalf is Rolf the dog, has been a wizard before and can be Gandrolf. Arwen is Mrs Piggy. Sarumon is Sam the eagle Galadriel is Janice Eleond is Dr Teeth Rest of electric mayhem plays elves, except Animal, who plays the cave troll. Sweetums plays the Balrog Long Théoden is Fozzie Wormtongue is Statler and Woldorf.

We had more but these are highlights, and also the correct casting after much debate

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[–] myster0n@feddit.nl 34 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Watchmen. I don't know who I want as a human, but it won't be Fozziemandias.

[–] Xenny@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

Dr Manhattan is the only choice to stay the same but "human" is debatable. Rorschach is a runner up

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[–] rizzothesmall@sh.itjust.works 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Muppets Christmas Carol.

Michael Caine.

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[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 27 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (3 children)

"Mister Anderson..."

My wife suggests Rocky Horror, keep Tim Curry.

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[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 24 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Fury Road. Max is the human.

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[–] hotdogthud@lemmy.world 22 points 4 weeks ago

Being John Malkovich, John Malkovich.

[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago

The Matrix, yes, but everyone is human inside the matrix and a muppet on the outside

[–] hoanbridgetroll@midwest.social 20 points 3 weeks ago

The Big Lebowski, keep Jeff Bridges. It’s all an acid flashback.

[–] purplemonkeymad@programming.dev 19 points 4 weeks ago

Do the Muppets do Muppet things or are they doing the performances in the original style?

I feel I would like dredd with Karl urban and zero changes to his performance, but the Muppets doing silly stuff.

[–] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 18 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] KiwiTB@lemmy.world 12 points 4 weeks ago

Why do they call you red? Elmo is from Ireland.

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[–] SPRUNT@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 weeks ago

The Russian kid is the only non muppet

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[–] ordellrb@lemmy.world 17 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Hot Fuzz, but keep Simon Pegg

[–] Hozerkiller@lemmy.ca 8 points 4 weeks ago

Id like to make the argument for hot fuzz with either nick frost or david Bradley as the non-muppet. With an honorable mention to Peter Jackson because it would be funny to have the only real person be dressed as santa stabbing a muppet.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

No Country For Old Men. The old man at the gas station is the only human. 5 mins of random human screentime in a sea of Muppet violence

[–] DaddleDew@lemmy.world 15 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

I Am Legend. Will Smith.

It would be an apocalypse where everyone was turned into a bloodthirsty muppet

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[–] CordialCephalopod@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago

The Passion Of The Christ with Jesus as the only human would be a fascinating watch

[–] TheSlad@sh.itjust.works 15 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

Backdoor sluts 9.

The backdoor slut.

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[–] archonet@lemy.lol 14 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

"Murder on the Orient Express", everyone but Poirot.

would it be wrong to want a muppets murder mystery? if it is, I don't want to be right

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[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Back to the Future. Biff is the only human.

[–] abaddon@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Bosht@lemmy.world 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Bonus points when he kills someone fluff flies out instead of blood

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[–] twotonebax@lemmy.world 13 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Escape from Ney York and Escape from L.A. , keep Kurt Russell

Taken, keep Liam Neisen

The Thing. Keep Kurt Russell

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[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The Truman Show, Jim Carrey of course

[–] zipkag@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

This one takes the cake for me. Can you imagine a baby growing up 24-7 surrounded by muppets and knows literally nothing else? That's wild.

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[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Mad Max, but the guy who eats chrome paint is the only real actor.

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[–] recentSlinky@lemmy.ca 11 points 4 weeks ago

Troy. The horse is now a human and the muppets (the soldiers) will be hiding under his shirt.

[–] Odehl@midwest.social 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh, this is fun. Inglorious Bastards. Christopher Waltz. If only for the scalping scene.

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[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Original Star Wars trilogy - Harrison Ford.

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[–] shadowtofu@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Moon (2009), Sam Rockwell. Hmmm.

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

I'm definitely showing my lack of knowledge on live action movies, but Holes. Keep Stanley Yelnats. Make him forced to work with and be watched over by a bunch of muppets.

Either that, or To Kill A Mockingbird and keep the main character while having her surrounded by muppets.

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 9 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 9 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (2 children)

Lord of the ring, ~~Sudekis~~ Serkis.

[–] dlhextall@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)

Did you mean Serkis cause I don't think Jason Sudeikis is in LOTR? 😅

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[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Team America World Police

But with human Matt Damon

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[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

"The fast and the furious", Vin Diesel

[–] bruhbeans@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 weeks ago

The undercover cop is played by Fozzy Bear

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[–] Wolf314159@startrek.website 8 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

Rocky Horror Picture Show: Channing Tatum or John Cena or something to play Rocky, everyone else is a Muppet. Because no human alive could ever replace Tim Curry, but we could maybe use all of Tim Curry's original work to voice a Muppet.

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[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

V for Vendetta, keep Evey.

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[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Passion of the Christ only Jesus is human

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[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Training Day (2001) keep Denzel Washington

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[–] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

The Neverending Story, Keep Atreyu

The Princess Bride, Keep Wesley

Legend, Keep Tim Curry

Apollo 13, and Forrest Gump, keep Tom Hanks for both.

The Labyrinth, but even Sarah is a muppet, and of course we are keeping David Bowie.

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