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My family has discussed this specifically with LOTR for over a year now.
Keep Elijah Wood as Frodo. Kermit is Aragorn. Gandalf is Rolf the dog, has been a wizard before and can be Gandrolf. Arwen is Mrs Piggy. Sarumon is Sam the eagle Galadriel is Janice Eleond is Dr Teeth Rest of electric mayhem plays elves, except Animal, who plays the cave troll. Sweetums plays the Balrog Long Théoden is Fozzie Wormtongue is Statler and Woldorf.
We had more but these are highlights, and also the correct casting after much debate
LOTR is big enough for a muppets, sesame street, fraggle rock crossover.
With Sean Bean.
We found the one human.
I see Animal being Boromir. He wants the ring, but dies in Kermit's arms defending Pepe the Prawn and Rizo the Rat. Oh and Sam is Gonzo.
Wait. Who plays Golum? Who the hell plays Golum!?
Filthy Muppetes stole Cookie's Precious, and we wantses it back. P is for Prescious, that's good enough for us.
Oh that's good. Very very good lol
Beaker shoves Snuffleupagus onto her side where she can't get up.
Rizzo: "That still counts as one!"