I recently saw someone creating a bingo chart for 2025 so I decided to create one for 2026 (image of this post). What are your predictions for 2026?
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2026
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Do I have to make 24?
Prediction 20, the solar eclipse in august in spain will be cloudy so you won't be able to see it
Prediction six, it will turn out to be neither benign nor malignant. The biopsy will discover a gummy bear
Prediction ten, Krasnov groupies won't just wear ear rags and diapers. They're about to go full Foley cath.
Prediction 11, Statesians become comfortable eating Guinea pig
Prediction 19, Greenland maintains current alliances.
Prediction one: in February on groundhog day, punxsutawney phil, seer of seers, prognosticator of prognosticators, will see six more weeks of [removed]
Prediction five, that chewing gum you like will come back
Prediction three, this is the year disco comes back
Prediction four: spider rain will cease being our local, one week a year phenomenon and turn into Global August Hell
Prediction 14, Krasnov eats King Charles on live TV
Prediction nine, bacon shortages due to tariff bullshit
Prediction 22 New plague
Prediction 16, Usha Vance gets deported.
Prediction 17, US Supreme Court rules against Krasnov. Krasnov disregards Supreme Court.
Prediction 23 That dentin/enamel repair gel finally makes its way to my dentist and i can fix my teeth proper finally.
Prediction 13, Todd Howard, you did it again
I was going to predict statesians going to war (not just threatening) but i decided to check and that just happened like half an hour ago can i put it on my free square
Prediction 15, The republic is saved, by, oh let's say Bat Boy.
Prediction 18 US Supreme Court rules for Krasnov. Krasnov disregards Supreme Court
Prediction 12, Putain almost dies, but doesn't and cockblocks death again. Disappointing all.
Prediction 24 we do this again next year and make it a drinking game or something
I was thinking using this to practice making web apps again. Find me in a year if I actually do...
oh dude i have the adhd brain type. i will set an alarm and everything, but remembering what the alarm is for, up to and including "Check if Bahnd Rollard from that new years prediction thread on lemmy has practiced making web apps again on 1/3/27" will not be specific enough
Prediction 21, someone will try to explain to krasnov that the reason it's rainier these last few years is the 2022 Hunga TongaβHunga HaΚ»apai eruption, and he'll get it in his head that means he should set off some nukes underwater in the pacific. (i admit i might be giving him too much credit with this one)
Prediction seven, Dave won't be there, man
Prediction eight, Krasnov learns a new word!
Prediction two: they'll make a star war, and there will be the usual fan bullshit is it good or not debate up until there is some absolutely unbearable Disney political bullshit they throw in to kowtow to the current powers that be. Then everyone will hate it.