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[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fun fact: the US military only started reversing right arm patches in 1995, which is also when they started shitting in their own months and calling it "victory". It's pretty obviously the reason they haven't actually won a war since then.