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Fuck this place (midwest.social)

submitted 2 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] kn0wmad1c@programming.dev 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

The patch is on backwards, but maybe that's part of the commentary the onion is going for

[–] mrbeano@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 months ago

Not retreating, but definitely moving in the wrong direction

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Fun fact: the US military only started reversing right arm patches in 1995, which is also when they started shitting in their own months and calling it "victory". It's pretty obviously the reason they haven't actually won a war since then.