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The CISTAPO ain't sending their best (hexbear.net)

submitted 11 months ago by RNAi@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 85 points 11 months ago

holy shit, that's a real thing?
my mum would have gotten so many emails lol

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 96 points 11 months ago

Hello Mrs Smith, I'm calling you because of your son Bobby. Everyone at school calls him either "Meatball" or "Landwhale", so we suspect he's transing his gender so he's been sent to youth prison and you need to pay a fine

[-] WoofWoof91@hexbear.net 82 points 11 months ago

i had a mate called "cumsock" lol

[-] zifnab25@hexbear.net 52 points 11 months ago

rat-salute

[-] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 12 points 11 months ago

Bloke I knew in primary had been nicknamed "cheese" for so long that everyone forgot why. Lot of his peers didn't even know his real name, he was just Cheese to everyone.