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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 16 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Then explain why I wet myself?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago (1 children)

now this is funny; “ha ha” funny

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 5 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

@ivanafterall@lemmy.world requested that someone help answer their wet dilemma, and you've responded saying that it's funny?? Poor Ivan! I'm not laughing, my friend. I'll get you the answers you seek!

Have you tried not drinking soda before bedtime?

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Because you're an alcoholic