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Health Experts Recommend Standing Up At Desk, Leaving Office, Never Coming Back (theonion.com)
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[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 15 points 1 month ago

Go to the woods. Walk deeper. Keep walking until you no longer see sunlight. Touch moss. Put your ear to the ground and beseech the old gods for their wisdom.