cross-posted from: https://piefed.social/c/nonpolitical_comics/p/1657114/mr-lovenstein-volume
[Mr Lovenstein] Volume
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WHAT
I SAID THAT'S WHY SUBTITLES ARE AWESOME
NO THAT'S MY CAR POSSUM
NO IT IS NOT, IT IS OUR NEIGHBOUR'S POSSUM. PLEASE STOP TOUCHING IT
WE ARE GETTING MARRIED TONY POSSUM LOVES ME
YOU GAVE IT A NAME?!!!
AND A RING I FOLLOWED BEYONCES ADVICE
DON'T COME BACK CRYING WHEN IT LEAVES YOU LIKE THE HONEY BADGER DID
YOU KNOW I CANT CRY BOTCHED FACELIFT I HAVE TO PAY PEOPLE TO CRY FOR ME. JOFFRY PLEASE CRY AT THIS PERSON FOR ME
JOFFRY CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE EXHAUSTED YOUR "CROCODILE TEARS" PACKAGE. YOU CAN UPGRADE YOUR SUBSCRIBTION TO "CRY ME A RIVER" FOR UNLIMITED TEARS.
NONSENSE I PAID FOR THE PREMIUM LESLEY GORE QUALITY "ITS MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO" PLATINUM PACKAGE
OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW. WE INCREASED OUR PRICES TO MAINTAIN THE QUALITY OF OUR SERVICES. THIS DECISION WAS NOT TAKEN LIGHTLY.
JOFFRY PAY THE BEING SO YOU CAN CRY AT THEM
YOU CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A LOAN WITH A HUMBLE INTEREST RATE OF 900%. SIMILAR BETTER RATE THAN STUDET DEBTS.
~JOFFRY~ ~CRY~ ~AT~ ~THE~ ~BEING~ ~SO~ ~WE~ ~CAN~ ~CONTINUE~ ~CRYING~ ~AT~ ~THE~ ~BEING~ ~AND~ ~THERE~ ~WILL~ ~BE~ ~AN~ ~EXTRA~ ~BACHEL0R~ ~KIBBLE~ ~IN~ ~YOUR~ ~BOWL~ ~AT~ ~THIS~ ~MONTH'S~ ~FEEDING~