That's why subtitles are awesome
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WHAT
I SAID THAT'S WHY SUBTITLES ARE AWESOME
NO THAT'S MY CAR POSSUM
NO IT IS NOT, IT IS OUR NEIGHBOUR'S POSSUM. PLEASE STOP TOUCHING IT
WE ARE GETTING MARRIED TONY POSSUM LOVES ME
YOU GAVE IT A NAME?!!!
AND A RING I FOLLOWED BEYONCES ADVICE
DON'T COME BACK CRYING WHEN IT LEAVES YOU LIKE THE HONEY BADGER DID
YOU KNOW I CANT CRY BOTCHED FACELIFT I HAVE TO PAY PEOPLE TO CRY FOR ME. JOFFRY PLEASE CRY AT THIS PERSON FOR ME
JOFFRY CAN'T DO THAT BECAUSE YOU HAVE EXHAUSTED YOUR "CROCODILE TEARS" PACKAGE. YOU CAN UPGRADE YOUR SUBSCRIBTION TO "CRY ME A RIVER" FOR UNLIMITED TEARS.
NONSENSE I PAID FOR THE PREMIUM LESLEY GORE QUALITY "ITS MY PARTY AND I'LL CRY IF I WANT TO" PLATINUM PACKAGE
OH, YOU DIDN'T KNOW. WE INCREASED OUR PRICES TO MAINTAIN THE QUALITY OF OUR SERVICES. THIS DECISION WAS NOT TAKEN LIGHTLY.
JOFFRY PAY THE BEING SO YOU CAN CRY AT THEM
YOU CARD HAS BEEN DECLINED. WOULD YOU LIKE TO TAKE A LOAN WITH A HUMBLE INTEREST RATE OF 900%. SIMILAR BETTER RATE THAN STUDET DEBTS.
~JOFFRY~ ~CRY~ ~AT~ ~THE~ ~BEING~ ~SO~ ~WE~ ~CAN~ ~CONTINUE~ ~CRYING~ ~AT~ ~THE~ ~BEING~ ~AND~ ~THERE~ ~WILL~ ~BE~ ~AN~ ~EXTRA~ ~BACHEL0R~ ~KIBBLE~ ~IN~ ~YOUR~ ~BOWL~ ~AT~ ~THIS~ ~MONTH'S~ ~FEEDING~
Lovenstein is always awesome
Real talk for a sec:
If you're looking for a solution, then use Kodi. Open the context menu while playing a video, go to the audio settings, then adjust to your liking. (-20dB volume and 18dB volume amplification worked in my case, but you can tweak to your system).
If you're struggling with a noisy environment (I watch a lot of TV with my kids playing and running and screaming in the room), then get a Bluetooth speaker and put it near yourself. Now you're not battling to drown out other noise with more noise.
Bluetooth speakers have made tv watching so much easier for us. Putting a speaker on the table right in front of us or on the back of the couch or whatever close by cuts down on so much noise competition amongst the people in my house. I still have a larger soundsystem for if we are all watching something but with the bluetooth I don't have to hear Daniel Tiger.
I once read someone blaming directors/producers mixing movies with theaters or full-on perfectly-tuned surround setups in mind instead of the 2.0 TV speakers and earbuds most people actually use, and I don't know how true it actually is but it sure makes intuitive sense.
Then again, I still have to wear my ANC earbuds in the theater without them playing anything because the score and sound effects are so loud.
I have a perfectly tuned surround setup and they still sound shit. So many sound directors just suck at their jobs nowadays.
Quite true in my experience. A 5.1 or 7.1 surround system with a good center speaker will make most issues go away.
Even just 3 speakers in front of you with a center one that is usually for voice should fix it (like some soundbars).
If you have only two but still want something better than the default I can recommend: https://www.fxsound.com/ formerly known as DFX. It's now free.
How does FxSound work?
Home stereo systems and PC’s are built with a compromise: keep hardware affordable at the cost of quality.
FxSound compensates for low quality hardware by targeting and processing sound’s timbre, volume, spatial balance, and dynamics.
What this means for you is clearer, louder, deeper, and balanced audio. Install our lightweight program, let it run quietly in the background, and enjoy your new audio experience.
I loved Tenet, but the movie is the most perfect example of this
