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[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

$25 for what would be $10 of wood new?

I wanna see what happens when you put 5 pounds of pressure on the side.

[–] qrstuv 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alright buy it and find out joker

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I mean, I'm a woodworker. I have plenty of non rotten wood that I could throw together in 15 seconds that would be more stable than this.

[–] hoch@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This wood has a patina that only years of mistreatment can provide. Does your fancy rich-person wood have that?

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

I do love a hearty patina

[–] qrstuv 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Alright go on and throw your wood together then jerk, go ahead and show us all your incredable railing

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Am i really the one being a jerk here? You're trying to sell rotten wood for $25. Don't get upset when you set up a circus tent and clowns show up.

[–] qrstuv 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Can't wait to see your worlds greatest railing circus clown

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"world's greatest railing circus clown" was actually my nickname in college

[–] qrstuv 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still waiting but you go on ahead and change the subject, and you know what i'm not going to let you buy it

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Fuck, I was really trying to low-ball you the whole time. You caught my dastardly plan!

[–] pmjv 3 points 1 month ago
[–] pieguy 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Like a wine cooler from 1992 that got dropped behind the fridge