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Yet no mention of the whereabouts of The Hamburglar and their criminal, juicy, meaty antics.
"Tough on crime", indeed.
A masked man with a criminal past? Hamburglar is now a member of ICE.
he only wants mcdonaldland to distract from what went down on hamburglar island