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I would have assumed they were religious before asexual. I've known many people who were virgins until they married in their late 20s or early 30s.
I fucked so many good christian girls (and boys) up the ass in high school.
They all got married as virgins too.
The good Lord world want it that way!
Blast from the past
Th.. thanks, satan!
I'm so sorry to bring that reddit bs over, but you do have a fitting username
nah thats not a reddit thing, that's a social media where you shouldn't use yoir real name thing