this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 25 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I fucked so many good christian girls (and boys) up the ass in high school.

They all got married as virgins too.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 3 days ago

Th.. thanks, satan!

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm so sorry to bring that reddit bs over, but you do have a fitting username

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 1 points 2 days ago

nah thats not a reddit thing, that's a social media where you shouldn't use yoir real name thing