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[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's totally biblical that Jesus would take your friend from behind while choking you out to the ground.

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Nah, Jesus was a socialist. Hed be choking your friend while you both hit em from the back

Get behind me, Satan!

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Pull my hair, Satan!

[–] Mist101@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

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