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How have bazinga brains like this kept ufo disclosure away from the public for this long? C'mon man.
the most bazinga among them are recent hires
They have to keep all the aliens in Area 51 to distance it from the chuds in command.
Everyone talks about Area 51, but what happened to Areas 1 through 50? That's the real conspiracy, right there.
i know this is a joke but i can't resist
the areas are just different sections of the nevada test and training range
area 51 is just the most interesting because of how secretive the groom lake air base is