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[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)

How have bazinga brains like this kept ufo disclosure away from the public for this long? C'mon man.

[–] segfault11@hexbear.net 26 points 1 month ago

the most bazinga among them are recent hires

[–] Posadas@hexbear.net 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They have to keep all the aliens in Area 51 to distance it from the chuds in command.

[–] Strayce 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Everyone talks about Area 51, but what happened to Areas 1 through 50? That's the real conspiracy, right there.

[–] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

i know this is a joke but i can't resist

the areas are just different sections of the nevada test and training range

area 51 is just the most interesting because of how secretive the groom lake air base is