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Leopards Ate My Face

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Was he actually thinking that those $450 were just gifted by the exporter?

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[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 48 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Aside from everything else, apparently this guy doesn't understand how "Asking for a friend" is supposed to work.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 25 points 1 week ago

How do I ask for a friend?

Asking for a friend.

[–] axexrx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ive seen that / swim used as 'totally embarrassed that i was that dumb' before. I think its that?

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 week ago

Sure, but you still have to respect the form of the statement. You have to pretend that something happened to someone else.

For example: "How would someone remove a 4 1/2 inch cylinder that's stuck in an m&m minis tube. Asking for a friend."

Not: "I got my dick stuck in an m&m minis tube, how do I get it out? Asking for a friend."

Everyone knows that you're talking about yourself, but you're supposed to pretend that it's your friend who's the idiot.

[–] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] MarieMarion@literature.cafe 6 points 1 week ago

"somebody who isn't me", in a tongue-in-cheek way.

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe they think it means looking/asking for a friendly person.

[–] merc@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago
[–] hitmyspot@aussie.zone 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well, I think everything so far that we know about them point to them not being the sharpest tack in the box.

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They're not even in the box, they were rejected by quality assurance for being so unbelievably blunt

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 1 week ago

which is himself.

[–] bonenode@piefed.social 1 points 1 week ago

What if he doesn't have any friends beside himself