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[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 37 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Susan was not the sharpest bulb.

[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 37 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I am worried for how you did the lighting in your house..

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 day ago

She wasn't the sharpest cheese in the fridge

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I use the light generated by my indoor kerosene heaters.

[–] Rhaedas@fedia.io 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And occasionally the curtains.

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Far more occasionally as I'm running out of curtains.

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Okay, you have to tell me what paint you're using.

I got a really great deal on some cheap paint from India. All off-brand.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 13 points 2 days ago

Or the brightest hammer.

[–] Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

On the other hand, she's the only one who survived.

By going into denial about it.