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Lol at the doublespeak of the paragraphs. He's called paranoid about the CIA in first paragraph and then the CIA is involved in his kidnapping the secind (hexbear.net)
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[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Oh wow, my brain keeps going to Johnny Carson lifting the car over his head while singing the aria from Carmen but I don't think that's quite right

Maybe this?

Shit, I shouldn't have taken those edibles earlier, my brain is failingkitty-birthday-sad

[–] Enjoyer_of_Games@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I must have just hallucinated it. Wait why aren't I flipping over the tortoise yiiking-out

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

It sounds so familiar, it might be from something else

If it's Futurama, I can check Morbotron in the morning when I can focus for more than three seconds