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Epstein emails claim Bill Gates hid STD from wife after sex with ‘Russian girls’ (www.ft.com)

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[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 33 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

How does one hide an STD from ~~my~~ one's wife? I mean there are so many ways to do it and we all know them, but still though, how exactly?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 41 points 1 week ago

It's not like you have sex with your wife

I mean, we do, but not you

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Easily, I imagine. I doubt she was chomping at the bit to get at that dick.

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

*champing

She wasn't chomping nothin'

[–] pentastarm@piefed.ca 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

[–] dalekcaan@feddit.nl 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I also choose this guy's wife.

[–] jmill@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 week ago

I wouldn't recommend it, sounds like she has an STD.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I read the file. Epstein gave him antibiotics he could slip to Melinda without her knowing.

[–] MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk 4 points 1 week ago

Of course, slipping her antibiotics is the key! Such a brilliant plan pretty much straight out of a sitcom. The ultrarich are so smart!