this post was submitted on 30 Jan 2026
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This is a community for designs specifically crafted to make the experience worse for the user. This can be due to greed, apathy, laziness or just downright scumbaggery.
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To anybody thinking about vandalizing this thing:
DONT BREAK IT, not the screen, not the speakers and none of its electronics, you can create a shortcut, then a spark and YOU WILL KILL YOURSELF or the next person that uses the pump.
Paint and stickers are the way to go.
which means you should 100% report this massive safety risk wherever you can
So essentially these are just more dangerous pump handles then?
Love it.
Googly eyes are the answer