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Caulk (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 week ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ki9@lemmy.gf4.pw 3 points 1 week ago

My girl worked at a hardware store, and when customers asked for caulk, she'd ask if they wanted black caulk or white caulk. Then she'd say, "I like the white caulk better too," or "So you'll just take whatever caulk you can get your hands on?" or "Yeah, sometimes you gotta have the black caulk,"