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[–] Philharmonic3@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago (5 children)

Ever day I hope this stupid shitty motherfucker kills himself

[–] Huschke@lemmy.world 22 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Unfortunately he's only the symptom, not the disease.

[–] Assassassin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

People keep saying this, but we go to pretty extreme lengths to remove severe symptoms.

[–] mattyroses@lemmy.today 5 points 3 days ago

They say that so we remember to treat the disease, and not just get another one

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 3 days ago

Username checks out.

[–] Bongles@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Unfortunately you'll have to make do with this stupid motherfucker shitting himself.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

you'll have to make do with this stupid killy motherfucker shitting himself.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

You can die talking a shit and Trump's health is exactly the type to do that.

[–] InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Personal holiday when he does

[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Gonna get absolutely wasted of my gourd when the headline breaks.

[–] TehBamski@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

....Why would you want to poison yourself when the good news comes in??? Personally, the news would make me want to live longer on this planet if he were to die. Hopefully in a federal prison and of natural causes.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 4 days ago

Yeah who's ever heard of people using alcohol to celebrate? So weird, man...

[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 days ago

True, true. Maybe I'll organize a Discord party and play load of GMod or GTA Online with my friends, my Spotify playlist is locked and loaded too, the drunkenness will be merely a part of the bigger celebration (though tbh I don't really drink alcohol anyway, 1 Vodka Cruiser at most)

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 5 points 4 days ago

He's way to narcissistic but one can dream

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 4 points 4 days ago

There are two possible readings of your message.

The first one is that he literally commits suicide.

The second one is that the general public is told that he committed suicide, but everyone knows that it's not true