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Ask all my friends dude they know I hate the devil more than anything else.

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[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Bro your flautato is fire, you wouldn't even need to beat that scrawny imps lil ass, your violin technique would shred him in seconds big dawg

[–] happybadger@hexbear.net 10 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

If the devil challenged me to a fuckin' fiddle duel I wouldn't do it. I'd kickchop him in the neck, the most forbidden move in all of karate. You don't fuckin challenge me to any kind of duel unless you're prepared to get kicked+chopped.

[–] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 11 points 20 hours ago

Bro if the devil heard a fuckin arpeggio from your fiddle he'd shit his pants dude. I bet you could fouetté all over his ass while you're kicking it.